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Senior Syndrome 

The inability to find a proximal or ultimate purpose leading to a feeling of extreme uselessness. Can be confused with senioritis since both causes an individual to avoid work, but senior syndrome is due to a lack of purpose.
I have a severe case of Senior Syndrome, because I know I must do something with my life but I do not know what.
Senior Syndrome by Shady Zummar April 30, 2014
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senior depression 

When you realize, as a senior in high school, that you are leaving behind everyone and everything you loveand everything you know to enter a new and scary world you aren't prepared for
The graduating senior looked around at his friends and he suddenly got hit by senior depression.
senior depression by A4673C May 11, 2014

Senile Mac and Cheese Eating Bastard

Fuck you, you old senile mac and cheese eating bastard!

Senior Plunge 

An extravagant swimming hole at my grandpa's barn
My grandpa has a hard time picking his goat wedgie at the Friday night senior plunge.

Senior Safari 

When a senior in college scouts out the “wildlife” (freshmen, sophomores) by seeking to engage in sexual activity with them
Jonah: “Rachel thinks I act too much like a freshman”
Matthew: “Maybe Rachel wants to go on a senior safari”
Senior Safari by mstrain69420 September 5, 2022

Norfolk Senior High

A school that doesn’t know how to fix their toilet,fix their walls and absolutely does not know how to hire the best teachers. It makes me want to cry every second I’m there because it’s so stressful.Our principal has a YouTube account that he thinks is so cool and always says “hey panther nation” in the beginning of his videos. Also, if it’s a blizzard out we still have school bc Nebraska is used to having bipolar weather.
Mom:Hey how was school today??
Me:mom its Norfolk Senior High what do you think?

Miami Palmetto Senior High School 

Palmetto is the school that all the kids who only got into their home school go to. There are kids from all around Miami driving to Palmetto because no one wants to go to Killian. There are also a lot of ex private school kids because they have given up on their studies. The school unfortunately does not have bathrooms, but Juul rooms. The upstairs halls smell bad. Lunch is not terrible. They sell bagels and candy and sometimes sell Papa Johns pizza after school. Clubs and sports is the way to go at this school to be involved. (You'll make tons of friends and go on field trips)
" Someone stole my air pods at school"
" Oh you go to Miami Palmetto Senior High School?"