snarkling

the noise and action a small dog makes when it gets overexcited.It is caused by a collapsing windpipe.

When we came back from holidays the chihuahua was so excited he started snarkling

by Michael Siddle April 25, 2008

snarky-da

A cross between being snarky, and being "la-te-da". You know it when you see it, but see example just in case.

Like the bratty kid winning a board game and almost, but not yet verbally, bragging about it.

by Meghan October 13, 2004

Snark

A sneeze and a bark simultaneously, usually emmitted by a canine

My dog can snark on comand. My dog can snark better than your dog can snark.

by MilkMalkMolk June 30, 2011

Snark

A person that farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles as they come up.

Jimmy farts in the bath tub and waits for the bubbles to float to the top so he can bite them. Therefore Jimmy is a snark.

by noylekul June 28, 2011

snark

To accidentally get something lodged in your nasal cavity, after choking. Often occurs when swallowing food wrongly, or during puking, when food is shooting upwards into your mouth. The victim usually spends time making disgusting noises with their sinuses to get the rogue item out of their nasal cavity. Sometimes, when the item is dislodged, it gets stuck in the throat again, renewing the process.

I was choking on a piece of food and when I hacked it up, I snarked it. It took me forever to get it back down.

by MrChowWow April 27, 2006

snarky

best known for it's use or misuse.

1.)verbal abuse to shock and awe.
possibly sexual in nature,
but than again... what word is not.

2.)used to draw your attention away from an issue at hand to something odd or interesting. aka the news

see examples:

I have your snarky right here.

I would like to snarky you...
in the am and in the pm or just plain snarky all day.
I love to snarky you all night.

snarky, I think thats a great name.
Lets make a little snarky of our own.

we can turn it into a movie
called:
get snarky, or saving snarky,
what the snarky.... could be the winner though.
Note:
during filming the cast must all be stark naked for snarky to happen.

Its not your ear that I want to snarky in.

"snarky" dover

by jamesdover December 12, 2008

snarkle

An attack on a peer or underling who had crossed the line one to many times. Intending to do harm in a fashion to prevent further incident. Almost certainly a lost word in the vocabulary of Eddie Haskel on Leave it to Beaver.

Hey Beav, if you don't knock that off I'm gonna snarkle ya!

by Josheph B. Jacknife January 29, 2010