Fritter Scrolling

Wasting time, energy or money, scrolling aimlessly through frivolous content on social media, websites or video sharing sites. Could also be loosely be referred to as Idle Scrolling, which is spending time doing nothing, albeit one is scrolling, they are scrolling without purpose, aim or goal.

The concept is also applied to wasting time through other means, see Fritter Lifing.

I was fritter scrolling and didn't realise how much time had past.

by Milky786 May 21, 2023

Angry-scrolling

When you’re mad at your boyfriend so you aggressively scroll on your phone instead of talking to him

She’s sitting there angry-scrolling and ignoring me

by mir fin June 4, 2023

Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.

Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

Edge Scrolling

When you are scrolling through pornographic websites while edging. Usually due to being unable to pick a video or due to seeing something better a little more down. Synonymous with "Scroll Edging" and very similar to "Goon Scrolling" also the point of edge scrolling is to eventually nut while Goon Scrolling can simply mean pleasuring one's self whilst not going all the way.

"I couldn't decide on blonde or brunette so I ended up just edge scrolling."

by Sponuts August 4, 2024

sour scrolling

This is when you are scrolling on social media and the more you scroll, the more angry, bitter, irritated, or sour you get. It happens all the time.

Kelsie: "OMG! Can you believe that Luna is going to Greece?!?! I'm so jelly!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"

by von groovy August 13, 2024

Scrolling

The act of rolling a ten strip of blotter LSD into a cylindrical tube, inserting it into your urethra, and proceeding to have unprotected intercourse with your female partner; Resulting in the conception of the ultimate psychonaut offspring, in addition to a extremely intense psychedelic experience for both intimate partners.

Did you hear that Jimmy was scrolling during the Tipper Sunrise set?

by Prolapse Mafia September 23, 2025

judgemental scroll of facebook

when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.

my mum did a judgemental scroll of facebook, proceeding to make fun of karen and sarah.

by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025