A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. She will then choose which of state benefits her the most and use it.
by Hellbound7567 October 10, 2023
Get the schrodinger’s feminism mug.An old and often argued quantum physics theory of whether or not a man will get laid. The theory goes... A man walks into a bar and sees a sexy bitch in the corner. Until he walks up to her, we dont know if he will get laid or not. Therefore we can assume that he will both get laid and a go home alone. Highlighting the fact that 50% of the time the female would sleep with him. The final argument is as such, by approaching the "sexy bitch", he forces nature to collapse on itself and the result becomes conclusive. Either he gets laid or he doesnt.
Guy 1: Damn! Look at shorty in the corner.
Guy 2: Go talk to her!
Guy 1: Maybe, looks like i have a Schrödinger's Pussy on my hands. I'll be back in 10 mins.
Guy 2: Go talk to her!
Guy 1: Maybe, looks like i have a Schrödinger's Pussy on my hands. I'll be back in 10 mins.
by Yinny June 19, 2013
Get the Schrödinger's Pussy mug.Shrödinger’s Pussy is the correct description for the private parts of a transgender person.
Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.
Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.
Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.
In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.
Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.
Happy dating experience young dudes!
🍻😘🙈🍆😧😡😂
Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.
Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.
Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.
In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.
Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.
Happy dating experience young dudes!
🍻😘🙈🍆😧😡😂
by Rainer Blödsinn November 3, 2018
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Get the Schrodinger's Cum mug.When one coins a new term or phrase, and then googles it to determine if it is original or not, it is in superposition, both pre-existing and new, until observed on the internet.
"I thought I came up with the term 'dildometer' as a ranking system for sex toys. But it was already on urban dictionary... but for a few brief moments, it was Schrodinger's Catch Phrase.
by -=AK=- October 15, 2017
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Not dumbass: No it isn't you idiot"
Dumbass: I was joking.
Not dumbass: "Schrodinger's dumbass
Not dumbass: No it isn't you idiot"
Dumbass: I was joking.
Not dumbass: "Schrodinger's dumbass
by Professor Clinky Clanks March 29, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's dumbass mug.When a character or person is neither confirmed, nor denied to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a homophobic comment such as “This character isn’t gay”.
A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.
A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.
Homophobe: super person isn’t gay, he would never associate himself with the sinful.
person: well they never confirmed he is straight either, so he is just a Schrödingers Queer.
person: well they never confirmed he is straight either, so he is just a Schrödingers Queer.
by DrAccius July 26, 2021
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