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Shrödinger’s Pussy is the correct description for the private parts of a transgender person.

Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.

Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.

Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.

In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.

Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.

Happy dating experience young dudes!

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by Rainer Blödsinn November 3, 2018
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