rich slapping

Hitting someone in the face with a erect penis

Steve was rich slapping his wife

by iFondleDucks June 9, 2017

Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.

World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

The Day of Ass-Slapping

It is a legendary way, where all humans gather to celebrate slapping of ass. On November 13th, a Friday, each human being is to slap the ass of at least one person.

Mac: "Yo! It's The Day of Ass-Slapping!"
Dead: "Really?!"
Mac: "Hell yeah, c'mere boy."

by Dr_Machintosh November 5, 2020

Slapping the skinhead

A violent form of male masturbation.

Steve- "hey man, what the hell were you doing in the shower?"

Tim- "I was just slapping the skinhead."

by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007

slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

by Localbuzz December 26, 2014

shapping

"To Shapp, verb: to attempt to sanitise one's online image, often in an urgent and/or hasty manner."

Derived from the checkered internet history of British politician Grant Shapps. While serving as a member of Parliament, he did business online as an internet marketing / sales guru named Michael Green. When the press found out, Shapps' sites began disappearing overnight. Guardian columnist George Monbiot ran a contest via Twitter to define the verb "to Shapp." This contest was won by Twitterer Rainbow_Meow with the above definition.

"I've been shortlisted for a job interview - got some major shapping to do tonight!"

"As it turns out, what happens at the donkey sanctuary doesn't stay at the donkey sanctuary. Time to shapp."

by Rainbow Meow October 12, 2012