My secretary schedules whores to come to my house and fuck me. I'm so good with women I don't even have to go out to meet them. My social skills were cripples at birth but I can still talk my way into a girl's pants. So long as someone calls them, adds them to the schedule of the group home I have to live in because ime retarded, and tell them that I'm exempt from the rules regarding molesting the mentally disabled clients. You could try to claim they aren't whores but unless they just aren't getting paid for a shift they took and agreed to take to go sit on a fat retard cock then they are getting paid to fuck a retard. I mean at the end of the shift it's $50 and that's about exactly as much as it costs for a half and half from a prostitute. It can't be a coincidence.
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The former leader of the Conservative Party of Canada accused a former Senior PMO advisor of wanting to throw people out of windows to their death, but he was actually just Scheermongering.
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That guy is a Scheibelein. You can tell by his lethargic and unpredictable behavior, and I saw him wearing high heels through his window once.
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