staunch

n. the extreme of the right-wing side of the political spectrum. A staunch wants things to return to the way they were in the "good ol' days". Think of it as conservatives to the 10th power.

Thanksgiving with my grandparents was staunch-o-rama, man.

by Kennedy Danzig November 27, 2004

Staunch

1. A state of severe constipation.
2. A fat, lazy person.

1. "Eating that bad pizza made me rather staunch."
2. "I need to stop playing the computer all day, i'm getting too staunch!"

by daniel sherman September 17, 2004

Scrunchy Bug

One of those ancient dried up rotten bees, or similar you find from time to time on the windowsill, or around various carnivorous plants. Sometimes can smell of shit.

"Hey I just found another scrunchy bug by the window! Kids...we're eating tea tonight!"

by Mark Nordenstein April 29, 2007

Scrunchinking

The shrinking and scrunching of the sac imminent to or during the excretion of fecal matter.

I needed to poop so badly my sac was scrunchinking!

by Icknay42 November 28, 2011

Scwunchface

A person who's face has been scwunched.

Look, it's a scwunchface from outer-space!

by elise21406 September 9, 2016

scrunchulate

The act of demonstrating physical superiority over another person by bringing that person's feet to shoulders in a forward motion, bending that person at the waist - or in a reverse scrunchulation by bring feet to shoulders in a back bend move. A schrunchulated person will resemble a scrunchie; when this happens you can demand that that person "tap out" to be released.

Alex scrunchulated Lauren after she refused to do push-ups at practice. Lauren broke free of the schrunchulation. Lauren must do a lot of push-ups when Alex isn't watching.

by ajruns June 2, 2016

Scrunchy

When ones undergarments are hiked up so far so that the genitalia are exposed to minor asphyxiation.

Friend: Shit i got a nasty scrunchy goin' on.
Other Friend: Just asjust your underwear.

by Jusus Crust March 24, 2017