softboy

Opposite of a fuckboy. Tries to find committed relationships through complimenting girls and being nice to them. Usually never works and the “softboy” is most likely a virgin and will be until he transforms into a fuckboy.

Girl A: Jake is being so nice to me. I think he likes me.
Girl B: that’s different
Girl A: yeah I think he is a softboy. I wish he’d just be a dick to me so I could fuck him
Girl B: yeah I have no idea why guys think being a softboy is attractive

by assmangler69 October 12, 2017

Softball

1 reason you cant date a softball player:
1. Lesbian

that softball player is a lesbian

by rightright November 16, 2011

Softball

Letting a guy think that they're getting a "Home Run" when they're really only getting to "Third Base".

"Man, she came over yesterday and we had an intense game of Softball."

"Hey, do you want to come over and play softball?"

by MattressDancer February 14, 2009

Saft

Being softer than most, whether it be physically, mentally or indeed spiritually. Someone who is saft may also hate the sesh but enjoy cheesy coleslaw wraps.

Shane: hey bro, want to go out for a few drinks tonight? I'm buying!
Eoin: Nah mate I have to water my peace lily tonight.
Shane: You're awful saft.

by Honeymonster96 January 11, 2018

Satbir

A looser

Your such a SATBIR

by Satbir hate club March 13, 2022

seat belt safty

when you have sex while the guy is driving and in a seatbelt and the girl is doing all the work!

Driver: want have sex on I-95
Girl: what if we crash
Driver: dont worry bout it ill buckel up
Girl: What bout me
Driver: Dont worry im a great driver
Girl:Ok we will call it Seat Belt Safty

by Penguin69 February 22, 2009

simpson university softball

A group of white girls known as the school sluts. Known as "2015 National Champions" but really won a tournament that was a joke.

You fucked a Simpson University Softball girl... Typical.

by NAIAStud September 4, 2016