Toad Stool

a male who looks like a toad and will leave severe permanant lesions on your rectum.

Stay away from that toad stool or your rectum will seriously regret it.

by Starlight187 July 8, 2010

stool mouth

When a person has too much to say but all ends up sounding like SHIT !

Shut that stool mouth, you aint got nothin' to say but SHIT all the time!!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

step stool

1) an ugly girl that a male either befriends or courts romantically to increase his chances of scoring with her hot friend.

2) an inattractive person that is used to help attractive people score.

this girl i am seeing right now is a step stool. I really want to score with her hot best friend.

by Whiteknight January 17, 2004

stool tan

to rub ones feaces on yourself because you cannot afford fake tan

my stool tan didnt work last night, to much corn.

that bird over there has a peanut in her hair, she must have been stool tanning

i tried stool tanning from my dog, i looked like i had varacous vains cos it had been eating grass

by mr b allbags October 9, 2008

Stoolpedo

When polishing a turd just won't do. You need to resort to wrapping it in cling-film to get the shinny glossyness.

Often you need to use enough cling-film to stop yourself getting shitty hands. The result is a Stoolpedo.

The designers work was a real turd. Luckily I managed turn it into a Stoolpedo.

by BigWill88 February 26, 2011

Stoolmate

Someone who you share a shitting schedule with.

I need to leave this meeting a few minutes early so I can claim the good handicapped stall before my stoolmate, Jim, beats me to it.

by Junablub April 9, 2015

Cork Stooly

A mixed drink consisting of vodka, tequila, and a lemon. Originates from Russian immigrants on South Padre island near the Mexican border.

Jeeves, can you get me another Cork Stooly please?

by Jingleman August 19, 2008