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sex rag

The towel a man or woman uses to wipe themselves right after having intercourse.
I knew my husband was cheating when I found a smelly sex rag under our bed.
by talk2me-JCH2 May 20, 2017
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why is everything on here related to sex

I don’t know man. We’re both asking the same question but will never find the answer.
John:I’m gonna look up shark to find out about what they are what they’re living conditions are for my own information

*looks it up*

John: why is everything on here related to sex
by Onion ring123456789 October 1, 2020
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Sexpat

Sexpats originate from all major Western countries, yet it has been noted that the English, Germans and Americans make up the vast majority of the vile men that are on the prowl for sex in Southeast Asia. Sexpats have only 3 main motivations: to get drunk, sleep with hookers and to survive in Asia as long as possible.

They support themselves in a number of ways. The lucky ones have taken early retirement and spend the days sleeping off hangovers or going to the clinic to get another HIV test, some have set up businesses and have opened a bar or a restaurant selling their native cuisine, with the unlucky ones having to make do with being a TEFL teacher or scraping a living as a “digital nomad”, while gloating about the greatness of their “lifestyle”.

Once a Sexpat has fully ingratiated himself within the Sexpat community, there is abolutely no chance for his re-assimilation back into normal society.
Steve can work online and has now moved permanently to Thailand. He has become a true sexpat.
by seahand October 16, 2017
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Sexpat

A sexpat is anyone who moves to another country for the main reason of obtaining easier sex (which includes both copulating with pros and civilians).

Due to the increases in connectivity, modern sexpats often work from their laptops and can be seen sexpatting in several countries at once (or playgrounds, as they call it), by taking advantage of tourist visas.

This is the only true and authentic definition of a sexpat. However, younger sexpats in the 20-40yo demographics usually vehemently deny being sexpats and will instead find a whole bunch of elegant excuses to cover up their sexpatery and preserve their ego.

They will argue for instance that sexpats are only the older dudes paying pros, and that "gaming" civilians (= pumping and dumping young girls by taking advantage of the cultural and economic differential) puts them in a whole different category altogether.

This is due to huge ego and self-image issues. Younger sexpats therefore use countless euphemisms such as "pick up artists" and "lifestyle travelers", instead of sexpats. They will also always deny, even at gunpoint, that their sexpatery has anything to do with them not being able to copulate back home.

Once past 40 years old, reality usually sets in and sexpats lose the emotional need to see themselves as an "international playboy" and stop seeing copulation with random women as a way to validate themselves. Their P4P consumption increases, as convenience takes preponderance over ego issues.
- Matt Fecal: RooshVForum is a prime sexpat forum.
- Phil Pedeau: Yeah, but they will ban anyone who mentions P4P though. They have huge personal self-esteem issues and recognition needs to fulfill.
- Mat Fecal: They are so desperate for sex that they will travel to the Krasnodar Krai to find it, yet will deny being sex tourists.
by Mongerpat November 4, 2018
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Mutual-Rebound-Sex

The phenomenon in which two acquaintances/friends, both recently single after the dissolution of a long term relationship, become engaged in a purely sexual relationship. This must occur very shortly after the dissolution of said long term relationship.

This phenomenon is quintessentially mutual and void of strategic action and time ordering of events beyond the fact that both of your past relationships ended around the same time. Put bluntly, you both become single and then bam, one night you just start to hook up.
Person 1: It was really strange. Last night I thought I heard Adam leaving Jen's room.

Person 2: Ya that's kinda weird. They both just broke up with their ex's a couple weeks ago

Person 1: I think we're witnessing the MRS phenomenon

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Mutual-rebound-sex
by Elwood Lane January 26, 2013
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sexover

This occurs the next day after a long night of love making. Your whole body hurts and is in a little pain from the great sex you had the night before. Its like a hang over but from sex and minus the headache.
My long night of love making with Ed caused me to have a sexover the next day.
by Patricia Redfern June 8, 2007
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sexy products

Sexy products are products sold by Jiafei our chinese queen
Buy my sexy products or i will kidnap you
by anonymurban December 28, 2021
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