Entertainment Software Ruining Bitches

A group of retarded parents that started a retarded group just because they think a 13 year old can't handle rated M games. One day, Bungie, Rockstar, and IGN will sue them all together for ruining their games. They even changed the rating of Oblivion from T to M. They must be murdered.

16 year old: hi can I buy this game?
clerk: are you 17?
16 year old: no, but I'm only 1 minute away from getting 17.
clerk: I'm sorry but only 17 year olds can buy this game. ESRB said so.
16 year old: FUCK ESRB! (takes flamethrower and burns all members of Entertainment software ruining bitches).

by Coomberta March 16, 2009

hot and cold running blowjobs

n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.

The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!

by SkidMarkyMark August 11, 2006

running with scissors

Doing things your own way putting convention to the side.

"He's running with scissors on that one to create something completely unique."

by rescuederek January 3, 2006

Running to the tip

Running to the tip is where a woman licks from a mans asshole all the way up to the tip of his cock. Usually after receiving a rimjob.

Mariam was Running to the tip before I came down her throat.

by Q-Dog January 9, 2015

running taco

When you eat Mexican food and you have to run to the bathroom because you have diarrhea.

Man, that walking taco gave me a running taco. I barely made it to the toilet.

by Zeusifer March 22, 2016

running top

the sexual movement of giving head

"did she give u head," "yeah she was running top."

by dingdongsoloooong May 14, 2018

running off with the mouth

running off with the mouth one who runs their mouth don't know when to shut up and makes inappropriate comments constantly

always running off with the mouth my ex-girlfriend don't know when to shut up and she makes inappropriate comments constantly

by littlejimmie December 6, 2019