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chat roulette

1. Basically it's a site where you go on a web cam and are hooked up with another random person on a web cam and every time you click next or your partner clicks next you disconnect and are connected with another random person. About 90 percent guys.

2. A site that can completely destroy someone's self esteem, much more so than high school. Full of assholes.

3. A site where everyone likes to joke about how you sometimes come across a guy masterbating.. Because it's so hilarious the tenth time you've heard it.
1. "Man there are so many guys on that chat roulette, you know the site where you get to see and talk to random people."

2. Random girl on chat roulette: I like your eyebrows, they turn me on ;)
*clicks next and joins the club with the other 20 girls.*
Random fat woman on chat roulette: *starts laughing*
*clicks next*
*person dies a little inside*

2. Mike never thought he was that ugly, every now and then it would seem like a girl had a crush on him, or was checking him out, or he would hear about people complimenting him on his looks in some way or another. This perception completely changed when he went on chat roulette and at least 80 percent of the people on there (particularly the attractive girls) either laughed at him and clicked next, made fun of me then clicked next.. I mean.. him, or simply clicked next.

3." lol there's no point to chat roulette it's totally full of penises."

"zomg you're so hilarious, what a witty observation. No one's ever said that before.
by UltimateToast September 17, 2010
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Russian Roulette Sex

First, you buy a pack of 6 condoms and poke a hole in one. Throw them into a bag, mix it up, and pick one out randomly right before you stick it in. The bullet is the one that has the hole in it.
Oh crap, me and my girlfriend did Russian Roulette Sex last night. Afterwards, I checked and I got the one with the hole.
by crazyideas69 August 25, 2013
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condom roulette

A military mess game where a number of condoms are filled with shots but one with spunk. The person is blidfolded, then has to choose a condom & drink it's contents!
The Officers played Condom Roulette after their meal
by Boltaction November 16, 2007
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Asian roulette

Sort of like Russian roulette, with Asian girls.

Asian roulette is where you hook up with an Asian girl, then find out later whether you committed a crime.

It is a well-documented, scientific fact that Asian females of the human race look the same from age 16-50. Google "Average asian aging process" for relevant periodicals
Example 1:
In a bar with a lot of Asian girls of unverified age: "Who's up for some Asian roulette?"

Example 2:
Person A: "Whoa that Asian girl is hot"
Person B: "Only problem is its impossible to tell if Asians are 18 or not"
Person A: "Asian roulette!"
by chingchongchinaman October 9, 2012
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RedTube Roulette

When you type in RedTube's website then add four random numbers after the slash to give you a random video which you discuss with your friends while watching.
Let's play some RedTube Roulette!
I got some video of a Russian chick doing gymnastics...
by mellichollli December 8, 2009
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Chinese Roulette

Not for those who can't live dangerously. Eating a fortune cookie whole, fortune and all, thus causing your fortune to come true without knowing what it is, you are playing roulette with your fortune.
Co-Worker 1: Did you see what Jeff just did?
Co-Worker 2: No, what happened?
Co-Worker 1: He just played Chinese Roulette at our christmas party.
Co-Worker 2: Wow, that dude lives dangerously.
by sXeSokol December 17, 2010
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Pregnancy Roulette

The deadly game of loading the fallopian tubes with one's sperm before and/or after others will do the same. Takes a minimum of three players (at least one female), but there is no maximum amount of players so invite your friends. There are no winners in this game, just one loser. The loser must pay child support for 18 years. Rules enforced by federal law.
Ted: Lauren invited us all over for a game of pregnancy roulette last night. It only lasted about 30 minutes and I was pretty surprised her boyfriend was down to play and pretty surprised he called last.

Mike: Nice man, so who lost?

Ted: Dunno yet, we are all winners for the next 9 months.
by ConnMan2411 December 2, 2010
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