Church of Razor

Church Of Razor is a music group founded by Razor on February 23rd of 2021. Their music consists of a variety of different genres such as ghettotech, hyperpop and experimental trap music.
— Have you heard of this new band Church of Razor? they’re like…real indie
— I have actually, they’re awful.
by ivy malala March 28, 2022
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Church of Razor

Church of razor is a pop group founded by oppressed trans artists in 2006. the best way to describe their genre.... is the taste of your mouth when you dont brush your teeth for 6 days after gargling somebodys pussy out with strawberry fanta
person 1: have you heard that pop group church of razor! their soooo razor!

person 2: *listens and contracts a yeast infection, subsequently dying of cardiac arrest*
by kassypoo April 13, 2022
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arkham's razor

Never try to understand a crazy person’s motives…they’re crazy after all!
I don’t know why he quit, this thing is starting to take off!

Man, that’s arkham's razor, don’t try to understand crazy people!
by Justice fer all February 06, 2024
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razor language

Explaining certain thing to someone in a simplest term.
referring to a character from the game Genshin Impact.
Someone: Can you explain what is pistols in razor language.
Me: me squeeze, it goes pew pew-red water coming- now sleeping🥰
by Certified Yapper February 12, 2025
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Wallace's Razor

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
by Razor Author March 31, 2023
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Trump's razor

A modification of Hanlon's razor; to attribute both malice and stupidity when explaining one's behavior.

Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.
"Supporters of 47th President Trump cheered on as he promised tariffs, thinking it would harm the target nations and boost the US's economy. Both assumptions are incorrect and based in a lack of understanding of tariffs and harmful intent - hence another example of Trump's razor." - MSNBC, probably.
by ma02rc February 27, 2025
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Poo Poo's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.
Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.
by Smumbo July 04, 2021
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