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Mackey’s Razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by derangement.
Bob: I keep hearing about MacKey’s Razor, but I don't know what it is.
Alice: Same. Most likely, it's just a razor owned by someone named Frank MacKey.

MacKey’s Razor is a simple rule and key that helps us make decisions online during our constant state of mental disturbance and stupidity!
by DilleyDilleyDilley February 6, 2024
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razor seeded

Bro, let's get razor seeded this weekend
by 058satan January 27, 2015
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Cockam's Razor

States that if he has a big floppy cock; that is why you're fucking him.
He's soOoOoOo she's nice and kind and smart and cool and blah.

So he has a fat cock?

What? How did you know?

Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.

It's not the big fat cock though....

Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.

It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!

Well, Cockam would disagree.
by Hym Iam November 29, 2020
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Razor

The best person in the Edros Region. A lot of people know him and like him. Including me. He's an absolute gangster.
P1: Razor is a G.
P2: I totally agree.
by FrostyBYT August 28, 2022
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Razor Jimbob

A medieval word used to describe someone very poor and relied on archery to make his way through the world. Although, no matter how much it tried, it always failed in life. The use there high obesity to their advantage by suffocating people. They do whatever they can to protect their village, despite how poor, weak and pathetic they are. They have also been known to be "Owned" by Raloos.
"Hah matey', Look at 'em Razor Jimbobs begging!"
by Saloo January 20, 2008
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Elon's Razor

A princple stating that:

When examining any given anonymous post on the internet that sings the praises of (Elon Musk's) incomparable genius and contribution to the progress of the human race, it is impossible to determine whether the post was made by a high school freshman, or a divorcee in their late thirties.

"Elon Musk" can be substituted with any silicon Valley con-man.
"I swear, these crypto bros all sound like they're only 15, but half the time when I go to their profile, they're balding."

"Elon's Razor, man."
by ThirdWelles December 6, 2022
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McTernan’s Razor

The simplest solution is the opposite of what John says.
Mate, how do I make an accurate prediction? Just use McTernan’s razor.
by Schist & Hornblende July 19, 2023
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