capsicum rash

when you get pepper sprayed in the balls and develop a rash

"oh no i got capsicum rash"

by fullcreammilk October 16, 2016

Zip-Rash

ZipRash/ZipperRash/Zeerash/Zrash

Is a general term given to a non life threating symptom that usually occurs as a result of spontaneous intercourse, whereby the male has engaged in intercourse through an open jeans or trouser zipper, causing localised trauma to the penis shaft.

Can also be caused by running Commando for extended periods in tighter fitting attire.

A more innocent form of Zip-rash may sometimes occur directly under a persons chin - as a result of wearing an incorrectly zippered up Cardigan, Jacket or similar.

"who could I turn to.....? my doctor ?? c'mon I only had zip-rash...!!!"

Q:"Good lord... you had blood in your undies........?."
A:"All OK...it's just zip-rash"

"We did it on the dancefloor again... ummm man - i got zip-rash, so i gotta sit down now"

"Guess I didn't wear undies for a week and now i darn got zip-rash again"

Redwood through an open zip may inflict a more painfull and severe zip-rash, thus requiring medical attention.

by Grandmaster Bass November 12, 2011

Slash rash

When ur but plug stretches ur ass wayyyyyyy toooooo much and it makes u uncontrollably shit and poopoo urself

Bro I was trying to squat but I have slash rash and I shit myself half way through my leg day omfg

by anonymous April 28, 2023

Wank Rash

Red patches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.

Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”

by skinnotheskank May 20, 2022

poop rash

Term for that little bit of poop stuck at the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush down a big one. Usually looks like a streak or a little blemish at the bottom. If you leave one on a friend's toilet you either leave and hope no one notices or feel really guilty about it and try to brush it up.

"Daddy, I pooped at Jodie's house and left a poop rash on the toilet"

by cyberpunk42 May 29, 2018

Sailor’s Rash

The indigestion caused by throat friction and the ingestion of too much seamen.

Dave: I have a sore throat after last nights party.

Rick: Bob dropped an anchor in my throat We. have the Sailor’s Rash.

by DickIsMyMiddleName January 26, 2018

Road rash

Chafing, redness, bumps or rash on a woman between the thigh and labia

"Man, the road rash on my rumble strip is killing me!"

by Rumble bitch August 3, 2012