Facebook Rash

(noun)

Someone who follows you around on Facebook, and comments of everything you do.

Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.

Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.

by lrx_stra March 18, 2016

Rim rash

The resultant effect of cups stacked within each other causing friction abrasion

Your glass isn't dirty, it's just got some rim rash

by Sirslacker July 20, 2022

capsicum rash

when you get pepper sprayed in the balls and develop a rash

"oh no i got capsicum rash"

by fullcreammilk October 16, 2016

Wank Rash

Red patches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.

Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”

by skinnotheskank May 20, 2022

Sailor’s Rash

The indigestion caused by throat friction and the ingestion of too much seamen.

Dave: I have a sore throat after last nights party.

Rick: Bob dropped an anchor in my throat We. have the Sailor’s Rash.

by DickIsMyMiddleName January 26, 2018

fallon rash

A disease for people from the North. Often linked to poverty, 'Fallon Rash' occurs from a diet of chips, gravy and WKD. Sufferers of 'Fallon Rash' often report an urge to shout 'ey ey ey' as they scratch the itch. A key instigator of the 'Fallon Rash' is mild arousal, built up from slowly rubbing themselves against the arms of their chairs at work

"Yuck, look at her Fallon Rash"
or
"'ey ey ey' - it feels good to stratch my Fallon"

by hippyfeet October 9, 2016

Road rash

Chafing, redness, bumps or rash on a woman between the thigh and labia

"Man, the road rash on my rumble strip is killing me!"

by Rumble bitch August 3, 2012