Rape 

Over the past few years, this word has begun to change meaning. Previously, rape was when somebody sexually assaulted another person (regardless of gender)

However, now rape can be many things (according to feminists)
Here is a list;
Body contact (male)
Eye contact (male)
Looking at someone (male)
Making someone feel uncomfortable (male)
Being male (male)
Having opinions different to feminists (male)
Hearing your mum insult someone
Not being a feminist (male)

Breathing the same air as someone (male)
"Manspreading" aka sitting down (for males)
Explaining something (male)
Existing (male)
Checking if a women is ok (male)
Arresting a female (male)
Using well reasoned arguments (male)
Walking within a metre of someone (male)
Expressing emotion (male)
"Being oppressive" aka living normally (for males)
Thinking (male)
Cheating on someone (male)
Being cheated on (male)
Dumping someone (male)
Moving (male)
Having a sex life (male)
Entering a "male free zone" (male)

Please feel free to contribute to this list

Now I need my safe space to drink my male tears

Karen: That man raped me!
Police officer: What did he do?
Karen: He thought about women!
Police officer *gasps*

Police officer: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, MALE SCUM

Rape by Not A Feminazi January 6, 2019

Rape 

When you ridiculously outscore your opponent in fantasy football.

Person 1: "Did you see how bad Luther raped Trevor this week?"

Person 2: "It figures. Trevor is an emo bitch."

Rape by Luthor! November 25, 2010

rape 

a.)to abuse oneself on drugs and alcohol.
b.)an afterparty (rapefest)
c.)the feeling of being assaulted you get when you have run out of drugs and/or alcohol.
d.)to use someone's possessions and not take very good care of them.

a.)i raped myself silly this weekend.
b.) get the f**k out of my rape.
c.)i feel raped.
d.)sorry, i completely raped your heels.

rape by Peter Glam March 4, 2007

rAPe 

The act of getting one's anus widened by an AP exam/essay. Usually involves heavily studying that turns out to be in vain.

Todd: Hey, how'd you do on the test?
Jill: i feel like i just got rAPed

rAPe by TurkeyLegJones November 5, 2009

Rape 

The oldest fucked up joke in the book

RAPE!!!

Rape by P_Time_lapse May 19, 2017

Rape 

Losing horribly in a video game.
But in reality people are pretty much saying I just got butt fucked in the ass, over the internet.

I got raped in Halo last night.

Rape by Reebaroof October 3, 2009

Rape 

Something horrible that needs to get more attention brought on it, I was raped by my dad.

My dad raped me... untill I shot his dick off

Rape by Spartan 69 September 29, 2014