by degoodz January 24, 2010
A mathematical ratio based the size of the waves in the ocean compared to the attractiveness and the amount of women on the beach. Highly depending on quantity and quality
John: look at the beach! The wave to babe ratio is off the fucking charts. Surf looks like it’s 6 feet and barreling and the women on the beach are as sexy as super models.
Matt: We are so fucking out there brah! Hopefully we can pull into some barrels in the water and then drink some beers and getting more barreled on the land!
Matt: We are so fucking out there brah! Hopefully we can pull into some barrels in the water and then drink some beers and getting more barreled on the land!
by TheFuckingMailman69 March 11, 2023
This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.
Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts
Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts
Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?
Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.
Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.
Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.
Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.
by chelseafc September 30, 2010
The proportion of irrelevant, off-topic, inflammatory, nonsensical, spammy, screaming, content-free, trolling, or otherwise useless statements to actual useful, worthwhile communication.
From the informal sense of signal to noise ratio, but inverted to emphasize the "noise".
From the informal sense of signal to noise ratio, but inverted to emphasize the "noise".
"That discussion board used to be a great place to talk about politics, but now the noise-to-signal ratio is through the roof!"
"Typically, a demagogue actually benefits from nonsensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the noise-to-signal ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually rein them in."
(adapted from Raul and JonG)
"Typically, a demagogue actually benefits from nonsensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the noise-to-signal ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually rein them in."
(adapted from Raul and JonG)
by Grinning Cat October 10, 2012
"Marla has fucked everyone in The Rolling Stones except Mick Jagger, once she's fucked him she will have the golden ratio."
by Miss Bob March 16, 2010
today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.
by laxbro3443 September 02, 2011
The equation used to evaluate the amount of women who have kids in opposition to those of child bearing age that do not. In many areas of the country, especially urban areas, this ratio is very high due to poverty, economic status, and ignorance of contraception. This is good in determining what city or community is good for a man (or women) not to raise a broken family.
Detroit, Michigan has the highest Bitches With Children Ratio in the nation. 7 out of every 10 women in the city between the ages of 18-29 have at least 1 kid. 80% of them out of wedlock.
See "Baby Momma Capitol"
See "Baby Momma Capitol"
by Dwayne May 06, 2004