Quota Rape - the act of setting a sales quota so high that there is no possible way to achieve it and therefore you feel like you are being raped by the organization
Hey Joey , did you get your new quota ?
Sure did ! I got quota raped again so clearly I’m making no money this quarter!
Sure did ! I got quota raped again so clearly I’m making no money this quarter!
by Joey boombatz February 4, 2022
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by anonymous September 17, 2023
Get the Quotev.com mug.A type of mental disorder which affects the way a person speaks. The person who may have this disorder may quote things from a celebrity, movie, or even quote things that has happened to them personally.
Friend: “Are you okay?”
Quotequeefus person: “I climbed out of my head and watched myselt implode, a thought without a body outa be the shot to take a load off, my brain is poisoned and I’m searching for the antidote but every time I find it my defences scream ‘oh no, you don’t’ Woah… but it’s fine. No really, I’m fine”
Quotequeefus person: “I climbed out of my head and watched myselt implode, a thought without a body outa be the shot to take a load off, my brain is poisoned and I’m searching for the antidote but every time I find it my defences scream ‘oh no, you don’t’ Woah… but it’s fine. No really, I’m fine”
by georgeisabaddie October 1, 2023
Get the Quotequeefus mug.Limiting the amount of "nerdy" references you can make during a specific time period. This can be a personal goal or imposed by an annoyed friend. The effort is protect yourself from appearing lame.
EX: One Harry Potter reference a day; two Star Wars references if they're particularly clever; and one Twilight reference if it won't cause sexuality confusion.
EX: One Harry Potter reference a day; two Star Wars references if they're particularly clever; and one Twilight reference if it won't cause sexuality confusion.
Friend: How did you get home from the bars last night?
Me: I apparated.
Friend(Nerd Quota Enforcer): That's one.
Me: I apparated.
Friend(Nerd Quota Enforcer): That's one.
by harrymotherfuckingpotter August 9, 2010
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Teri: "That's totally an infobox quote."
Teri: "That's totally an infobox quote."
by lipglossbepoppin November 7, 2010
Get the infobox quote mug.The amount of abuse you can take before you "Go Hulk", or explode with anger. Often used when describing what someone else did.
"When one of the younger soldiers was shot through the head and killed, Jones finally reached his Hulk Quota." - Direct quote from cracked.com.
Did you see Timmy yesterday? He's always been so sweet and forgiving, but when Dennis punched him in the face, he reached his Hulk Quota!
Did you see Timmy yesterday? He's always been so sweet and forgiving, but when Dennis punched him in the face, he reached his Hulk Quota!
by KazooTrouble December 2, 2010
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by GeorgeIII January 11, 2011
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