sows purse

vagina

sows purse is vagina

by zand jgrkkljgrkln April 29, 2011

marble purse

When your brother beats you so many times at marbles and doesnt share them the next day and you dont get to have fun playing marbles cause he is a jerk and so you just take his marble purse and hit him in the jewels

Dave if you want to play video games give the McMurty boy the old marble purse.

by Cripplecatmeowdaddyisawapuddyc September 29, 2020

Purse Carrier

A gutless, mindless, emasculated male who has been relegated to taking orders from women who won't have sex with him.

Man, that Al Gore is a purse carrier.

by alphamale68 December 19, 2009

Poopy Purse

The act of shitting/sharting into a purse (usually a cheap one from a second hand store) and leaving it on the street next to a bar or porch prior to prime drinking hours (power hour or happy hour). Without blatantly watching, observe the sticky fingered pedestrians who snatch it up and to their great surprise, find it to be full of shit.

Power hour just doesn't sound like enough tonight, what should we do? Poopy purse ought to spice up the night.

by thegreenestofpoo's April 19, 2018

Purse Hanger

A boyfriend who is so infatuated with his significant other that he does not realize that no real chemistry exists between them, or that he serves only as an object to be exploited, especially as an apparatus upon whom she may hang her purse should she desire to ascertain the fit of a particular garment.

Guy #1 "Dude, did you hear Alex and Kayla are going out?"

Guy #2 "Dude, she doesn't even like him, he's just her purse hanger"

Guy #1 "Yeah, but he doesn't care, she's like the hottest chick on this side of the Appalachians"

by RJSCR March 30, 2011

colombian purse

Vagine - a discreet location where you can store and transport illegal substance and/or cash.

John: "I don't know how to sneak this bag of coke in"
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."

by Barbara Millicent Roberts June 13, 2018

Fanny purse

The fanny purse is the one with the responsibility of keistering the goods when pulled over. It cant be just any friend, it has to be someone who eats hot dogs through the wrong end

Kolton fullfilled his duties as fanny purse when we had that run in with the state boy last night.

by Bill 12343 July 23, 2019