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Purse Ketchup

The condiment you absolutely must have with your meal. So much so, that you might even carry it with you (perhaps in your purse) for fear a restaurant may not have it!
She packed her purse ketchup with her when she went to family gatherings for fear they would not have her favorite hot sauce.
by TPasDawg June 28, 2020
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marble purse

When your brother beats you so many times at marbles and doesnt share them the next day and you dont get to have fun playing marbles cause he is a jerk and so you just take his marble purse and hit him in the jewels
Dave if you want to play video games give the McMurty boy the old marble purse.
by Cripplecatmeowdaddyisawapuddyc September 29, 2020
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Poopy Purse

The act of shitting/sharting into a purse (usually a cheap one from a second hand store) and leaving it on the street next to a bar or porch prior to prime drinking hours (power hour or happy hour). Without blatantly watching, observe the sticky fingered pedestrians who snatch it up and to their great surprise, find it to be full of shit.
Power hour just doesn't sound like enough tonight, what should we do? Poopy purse ought to spice up the night.
by thegreenestofpoo's April 19, 2018
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Rattlesnake Purse

A woman who has such a surplus of prescription drug medication in her purse it rattles when you shake it.
I would date her at your own risk, she has a rattlesnake purse.
by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017
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purse fries

Being ratchet by buying fries begore a fancy event, and putting them in your purse
Jessica bought purse fries before going to prom
by CookiesnCream2.0 April 23, 2017
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snatch purse

When a woman hides items of personal value in her vagina.
Bro, my sis thought she was going to be searched by the 5-0, so she stored her crack in her snatch purse.
by Stealthy_Redneck October 31, 2017
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colombian purse

Vagine - a discreet location where you can store and transport illegal substance and/or cash.
John: "I don't know how to sneak this bag of coke in"
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."
by Barbara Millicent Roberts June 13, 2018
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