To take warm pumpkin guts and to stuff them in your partners anus till the pumpkin guts spill out. Then lighting a pumpkin spice candle and drizzling the wax in. Basically like a pumpkin scented enema.
by Floofbooty June 3, 2019
A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.
"Meet my Tommy McMurty everyone. We met last October." "Oh my god, you finally found your own Tommy McMurty, I'm so happy for you."
by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019
A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.
"Oh my God, I've been dying to find my Tommy McMurty. But last weekend I've went to this crazy party, and I was dancing with this skeleton dude first but then I turned around and my eyes fell on that pumpkin-clad man and I immediately knew…. this is the man I'll marry."
by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019