taint-painter

The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.

Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."

Dave: "That's awesome."

by j0hnnyscene July 17, 2011

Ten pointer

The man pleasures himself from a distance away from the woman. He then cums into the woman's pussy. Hence, making a ten pointer

That video was a good way to teach you how to make a ten pointer!

by Jacaranda1027 March 1, 2017

Karis pointer

Karis is the type of bitch to pick a fight for no reason. She’s irrelevant as hell but seems to think everyone knows her (they definitely don’t). Karis is ghetto as fuck and thinks she’s black even though she look like a ghost. This hoe has never been anywhere near the hood but seems to think shes living in it. She does her “edges” with gel that makes her face crusty. Karis is all talk. She’ll say “watch dis ima rock her shit” and then throw a weak ass hit and miss (yeah i watched it happen shit was funny as hell). Karis is the most ratchet bitch you’ll ever meet. She spits when she talks and smells fishy. She probably hasn’t showered in four months considering the amount of crust in her hair. Karis spreads her legs for anyone but they never come back for more because she has a stinky coochie. Some people might call her a stank ass hoe. She wears crop tops regularly and lets her rolls hang out with her crooked ass belly button piercing showing. She thinks her ass and titties are fat but it’s only because the rest of her is also fat. Her pointy ass chin makes her look like an elf. Karis pointer is a synonym for white trash. If you ever meet Karis Pointer, run like hell in the opposite direction (but kick her in the coochie first).

“Oh my god you fucked Karis pointer too??”
“Yeah that bitch coochie looks like dry roast beef yet somehow stunk like fish. She smell dirty as fuck.”
“I know right! I hate Karis pointer.”

or

“Did you see Karis pointer try to hit that girl?”
“Yeah she missed by a foot! Pathetic as hell.”

by t.drizzy21 October 31, 2019

A painter

A person who paints things.

Bob Ross is a painter

by Donkeypoo November 22, 2006

Piss Painters

Someone that gives you a coat of piss especialy to kids named obby, robby and anyone thats named with an obby on the end as Dane Cook would put it

"Like he woke up in the morning and said, BRING ON THE PISS!" and someone did bring on t he piss. YOu can pretty much hire anyone off google these days. Just search piss painters or something." - Dane Cook

by Colin76219874351625746 October 27, 2008

printer

Someone who counterfeits money.

Me: I don't need no job.

Other person: Why not?

Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.

Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.

by Da printer October 25, 2009

shit painter

one who uses feces as a medium to paint walls, toilets, mirrors, etc. also know as shit painting.

Sarge was the most creative shit painter I've ever seen! I stopped at the Seven-Eleven to drop and duece and a shit painter had just painted the whole joint.

by The Square Gang April 13, 2008