Procastubation

When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.

me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.

by Pitn April 24, 2014

Procrastinating

I'll do this later.

I'm not procrastinating this definition, I swear.

by Edge Master 420 March 17, 2017

Procrastitating

When you have homework due tonight but you’d rather whack your wee wee

“Wanna help me on the science project.”

“I haven’t started yet, I’ve been aggressively procrastitating the whole day.”

“Same man, I’ve been stroking the pipe since three”

by Cr18 September 19, 2018

Procrasturbation

When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away

Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea

by cankobyngite October 16, 2018

Procrastinating

I'll tell you tommorow

"dude what's procrastinating"
"i'll tell you tomorrow"

by IOU 1 definition January 2, 2019

Procrastinating

When you are delaying or postponing something or an action.
Another word for hesitating.

BangChan:"Like mate. Stop procrastinating."

by edidi.04 May 21, 2020

Procrastinating

Sounding out the vowels into a rhythmic song when you're a week behind in chemistry.

My boyfriend: are you procrastinating?
Me: a aa aa aa eee eee eee ee ii iii iii iii oo ooo ooo ooo uu uuu uuu uuu

by Leems19 November 19, 2020