periodism

a newly made religion where you emphasize the statement of ‘period’ when something is accurate or if you strongly agree with a phrase or action

-‘Frank Ocean is gonna headline Coachella’

~ ‘periodism’

by periodism May 6, 2020

Nerd Period

That time of the month when you feel particularly nerdy. Often characterized by sudden emotional outbreaks of nerdiness and demands for unreasonable amounts of certain video games or music. No nasty bodily functions involved; a possible exception of less showering may occur, however.

Person 1:
"I think I am on my nerd period.... I played Goldeneye for like 25 hours yesterday, and there aren't even 25 hours in a day. How is that even possible.. with except... maybe... holy shit... person 2! do you know what this means?! I have accidentally slipped into the Starbucks time continuum..and... and......"

Person 2:
O_o

by Chuck Deliverer August 4, 2008

Poo period

the pains of the lower abdomen experienced during constipation or during a nasty bout of food poisoning

backpacker A- "damn, I'm doubled over with a poo period here"

Bakcpacker B - "Yeah, that'll be those deep fried tarantula gonads you had off that dodgy looking street vendor mate"

by hilaire December 25, 2011

Murphy's Law of first period

If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail

Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period

by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016

period

The worst time of the month for women. I suggest not holding your girlfriend's hand, cuddling, or getting mooshy with her... she WILL bitch. xO

Guy: i love you, baby.

Girl: LEAVE ME ALONE!
.............
Guy: you look so beautiful today, honey.

Girl: FUCK YOU!

Friend: dont go near her... she has her period...

by Michellemichelle March 8, 2009

Period Sex

The act of having any form of sex with a female while she is on her period.

"Dude, me and Stephanie had period sex last night, what a mess"

by KonnerWOO June 10, 2008

Periodic Interval Investment

An understandable term to replace "dollar cost averaging" in the investment world. It actually defines what is going on - you are investing money at predetermined intervals. Dollar cost averaging means ...............what?

Jan's retirement advisor suggested she do a periodic interval investment as a smart, easy way to put aside money in her IRA.

by wcraigiii October 26, 2009