moose pot

A game typically played at parties or on vacation. All guys put $10-$50 into the "Moose Pot." Then at the end of the game the guy who has sex with the ungliest girl wins the moose pot. The moose pot can be played as a consolation prize to your friend who is down on his luck. Or the game can be played actively were everyone is going after the ugly chicks. There are varying rules. You can have multiple entires. The winner is decided by vote. Previous relations or partners are disqualified. The game is fun is won with offisive and defensive tactics.

He won the moose pot last night with the girl that weighed like a deuce and a half.

Did you moose my friend last night?

No, you fucked her before, so she is DQ'ed from moose pot.

by jason wright November 21, 2005

gone to pot

An item which is broken, defective or substandard. Two explainations have been historically applied. The first is that in olden times when food was scarce, people would leave the bones, fat and undesireable portions behind after eating their meal. These second-rate items would be used for soup the next day, so as such, the poor-quality leftovers would "go to pot". The second (and more plausible) explaination is that in the days of the industrial revolution and early mass-production, assembly workers would occasionally find a defective or out-of-tolerance part which was not suitable for use. This part would be sent back to the smelting room to be melted down and re-cast a second time. Since the smelting was done in a giant pot, these defective parts had "gone to pot". In either case, the phrase gained popular use by the American homeowner who would occasionally wear out an item which would fail- often at an inconvenient time.

Frank didn't want to take his car in for routine maintenance. I wasn't surprised when his vacation was ruined after the car went to pot last summer.

by Frank Klaune May 13, 2005

POT Day

Despite the common misconception, POT Day is not a celebration of all things Pot, Marijuana, or Cannabis related. The"POT" in POT Day is actually an acronym standing for "Potentially Offensive T-Shirt" Day. Potentially Offensive T-Shirts qualifying for POT Day include the following.

-Drug References

-Race Jokes

-Sexual References

Stoner 1: Hey man . . . What are you wearing for POT Day?

Stoner 2: I'm actually wearing a shirt with a picture of a angry snowman, rolling a joint. The Shirt is made out of Hemp.

by The Speaker . . . Bitch March 14, 2010

pot of greed

Allows you to draw two more cards from your deck.

By playing my pot of greed, I can draw two more cards from my deck!

by epsilion December 31, 2016

Honey Pot

A Honey Pot is where a group of Big Gay Bears gather in a circle and masturbate into a large pot or cauldron. It is comparable to a Soggy Biscuit.

Bob was the last one to ejaculate into the Honey Pot. So he had to eat the contents first.

by MB8 February 17, 2010

Honey Pot

During sexy time, one consenting adult partner inserts entire hand into the other consenting adult partner's poop shoot (pot), then removes hand to lick the anal juices(honey) off of them. A nod to Winnie the Pooh.

"My husband and I tried to spice things up by honey potting each other. We've never been more in love."
"You know that bitch Dre? She tried to honey pot me the other night! She a freak."
"You know, I honey potted a hooker the other night and man, that shit was no honey. Literally. It was shit."

by Snatchtastic May 3, 2015

Mixing Pot

Where the penis and vagina meet in a happy place.

I love it when Bob and I meet in the mixing pot

by Stardust Pixie February 17, 2015