Potato

Potatoes are a gift bestowed upon us by the Irish potato gods

Person: praise the potato gods

other person: yes, for giving us such a glorious gift... The potato

by Cheesy Boi May 19, 2020

potato

The answer for everything.

Hi Potato! Hey Potato hows it going? It's going potato! My potato just potato'd this potato but I potatoed it so potato that potato potato potato!

by 1potato2potato4 December 2, 2020

Potato

The only thing that makes me happy.

Potato please or I will murber you.

by Boop Boop I’m A Cow November 15, 2021

Potato

little-known south texas slang for pot. or weed. pot=potato

do ya want some patatoes?

by sabine May 14, 2005

potato

A spic who thinks and acts white, yet still a potato - brown on the outside, white on the inside.

Alberto Gonzalez is the new Mr. Potato Head.

by jacob doe October 28, 2007

potato

A differnt way of calling someone sexy, attractive, cute, good looking, eta.

That chic is a total potato.
Dude, did you see that potato walk by?

by IthinkImighthavesuperpowers October 15, 2013

POTATO

An acronym for
P- person
O- over
T- thirty
A- acting
T- twenty
O- one

Damn my ex is acting like a potato

by Big babe March 29, 2011