poison

Something you eat that either will make your life horrible, or kill you.

AKA, anything from McDonalds

Billy: i dont feel t good...*barf*

Wise Old Man: Hmmm....i sence you have eaten an EggMcMuffin...THAT SH*T IS POISON TO YOU DUMBASS! you will die in 10 seconds...

Billy: *kicks da bucket*

by michal angelo January 28, 2008

Totino's Poisoning

What you get when you eat an entire Totino's Party Pizza.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I can slowly feel Totino's Poisoning setting in by the hardening of my stomach and the gradual calcification of my large intestine.

by cheesewheezy August 27, 2009

posion

Shit that someone tried to "fix" to fuc you up.

"You posion my Skittles!"

by Pooh-Da-Woo-Da September 12, 2006

music poisoning

A condition wherein one cannot get a tune out of one's head.

That commercial features that stupid "Woo Hoo" song, and now I have music poisoning.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

poisonous

bad, unpleasant, boring, a term to express an overall disappointment

That party we went to last night was poisonous.

by Rocky February 10, 2004

mood poisoning

The act of draining someones happiness, To poison someones mood with words, actions, ignorance or merely just breathing in there presence.

James was so depressing today I could feel him mood poisoning me,

God all Kevin does is mood poison me! Everytime I try to talk to him he drives me nuts

by venusinbluejeans April 18, 2011

ponsonby

to utter pure shit from ones mouth

i knew from his exaggerated stories that he was ponsonbying.

by sgt shitting backwards November 7, 2011