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poker incentive

1. Also known as intuition
2. The feeling of confidence one gets when making stupid calls on a draw.
"Why the hell did you just do that?"
"It's called poker incentive"
"Do you mean intuition?"
"What are you, female?"
by G October 1, 2004
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pokeresque

Adj. - very poker like
As you already know, I like it. It is very pokeresque.
by Grengrad - the wordsmith November 8, 2004
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podequa

1. a puerto rican ho
2. a ho from puerto rico
3. any kind of skanky latina
podequas all over this club tonight
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peder

Peder is a commonly used slavic insult which means means "faggot". If someone calls you a peder, they're probably not your friend.
John: That guy from Starbucks hit on me yesterday.

Leo: That guy is such a peder!
by ThatOneSlavicGuy November 18, 2020
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head poker

to have sex with a pregnant women and to poke the babys head
Hence Head Poker
my son has a dent in his head from my constant deep penetration..
by Arnold_Brownschwegger May 13, 2005
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kidney poker

a very long penis, so long that pokes ones kidneys during an intercourse
oh my i couldnt hardly stand it, hes a kidney poker!
by macius June 27, 2007
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Body Poker

A card game invented by Beatrice Middleton. Mostly played over the phone, but can also be played with cards. Two decks of cards are needed for this game. Played much like normal poker except using the parts of the body instead of chips to make bets with. Whoever has the most 'body' at the end of the game wins. So, next time you're looking for some fun - get a bunch of your granny friends together and play some Body Poker. You will love it! Beatrice Middleton Approved!!
Beatrice: Hey Flo, you up for a game tonight? What do you think, maybe Body Poker?

Flo: (whooping!) Bring it on, Beatrice! Bring it on! Two body draw, kidneys wild!

(A knock at the door)

Hec: Hey girls, what's going on? Whoah, do I smell Body Poker going on? Deal me in, grannies!

Flo: Okay, you're up. I'll be you two kidneys against one heart.

Beatrice: I'll see your bet and raise you some Spider Veins! My blue babies!

Hec: (growling) Well, throw in an arthritic knee and its a deal!

(Laughing from the next room)

Morris: (talking to Midge) What are they doing in there? Are they doing that Body Poker stuff again?

Midge: Sure, they love to play it. You know, when you get old your body falls apart.

Morrs: Well, maybe they should deal me up. I'll go ask them.

Hec: (hearing Morris from the other room) Sure! I'll raise you a stiff back. You're in!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Beatrice: Pay up, sonny! I'll raise you a whole body for just your back!

Morris: Rock on, Body Poker is the newest Blackjack!
by Dusty's Baby Powder June 16, 2011
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