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Ball Puckering

Something that is the antithesis of sexy, ugliness/unsightliness personified, the appearance of which literally makes an average male's scrotal sack pucker up while his testicles retract.
"Dude, Heidi Montag thinks she's hot shit, but in reality she's the most ball puckering slore I've ever seen."
by D. D. Flummox April 17, 2010
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Butt Puckers

N. A tiny little imprint of the exposed butthole of a cat after they sit on an object. A territorial marker common with all feline animals.
I just bought a brand new glass table from IKEA, and my cat left butt puckers all over it already!
by Jwidlak December 14, 2020
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Puckered

When a man is getting a blow-job, and he ejaculates in the womans mouth, she stands up and kisses him while spitting his cum back into his mouth.
When he came into her mouth, she stood up and puckered him.
by Reed November 29, 2004
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butthole pucker

To express positive or negative excitement, depending on circumstance.
(Insert situation here)does not make my butthole pucker. But, watching two lesbian butch dykes kiss does make my butthole pucker.
by Big Dick Stork (Senn) February 1, 2007
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Apple Puckered

To have alcohol poured down your throat by a hot chick while she is standing on the bar in a mini skirt!
Last night me and the boys got totally apple puckered while at the bar!
by Berg04 December 28, 2006
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pucker factor

When your sphincter puckers to an applicable amount
If you hit a golfball and it tends to go towards a window on a golfcourse, then you might get a pucker factor of 5. If it really gets close to the window, you might get a pucker factor of 8..etc
by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008
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puckered

do you believe that derek, colin ditches us to go hang out with sio after we made plans with him...... i know mal he is so PUCKERED.
by oak.... April 17, 2008
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