PLAP

Patrick's Long Ass Post

A social media post so long and wordy, it contains TWO "see more" links. A post so long you can land a plane on it.

"You don't have to write dumb ass peacocking PLAPs to get the attention of people online." - Landon Porter, The Sales Gorilla

"That long ass post? I don't read PLAPs." - Everybody

"Did Patrick PLAP again? I ain't reading no book!" - Unknown, but it's funny!

by AmyStarr September 18, 2019

Pläp

A Swedish abbreviation for "Pung längre än penis" which means ballsack longer than the penis.

Leo: My ballsack is longer than my penis do you guys know why?
Hampus: That's really weird bro.
Mio: Haha you must have "Pläp"

by xX69pläp1337mannen42069Xx October 4, 2019

Plap

PENGUIN FLAP=PLAP

YOO BRO, THAT PENGUINS GOT MAD PLAPS

by PLAPMASTER420 November 23, 2019

Phlat

It's when you're between thicc af and thin as a pancake

Jimbo: Man, you're mom is E X T R A T H I C C ! ! !
Timbo:.......wtf is wrong with you.........
...... she's pretty phlat tho not gonna lie,🅱️.

by SexualofPans64 January 10, 2020

pklappin

Relaxing

I was pklappin on my phone until the big boss came in and fired me.

by 123tguy January 20, 2020

phwapt

to smite thy enemy with said paw

oh no! sherpa the cat just phwapt luna the cat with his paw!

by kaydawggg January 22, 2020

phlange

Phlange or Flange is a term for the vagina. It came about from the plumbing term of the female end of a pipe that is flanged open to accept the male end.

Whilst watchin p0rn ..... Oi check out the phlange/flange on that chick!

by ThePlumberMechanic February 9, 2020