Kenneth Phelps

The cult leader seen wearing a dog mask in the game Sally Face. Also known as the priest of Phelps Ministery, and the father of Travis Phelps.

"Hey, have you heard of Kenneth Phelps?"

"Yeah, he's the best cult leader around!"

by ur_broski_fnaf November 1, 2021

Mikey Phelps

Best DJ In New York City. Defining lit moments everyday, and providing happiness to all people.

Mikey Phelps is Lit. Mikey Phelps is a good person. Period.

by Mikey Phelps March 6, 2019

Phelps-it

to smoke pot. and get away with it with minor consequences.

Dude, wanna Phelps-it tonight?

by purplebutterfly February 6, 2009

One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008

Dirty Phelps

The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.

Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.

by Peter Picklepecker February 2, 2013

phelped

Giving your guests a bong hit so huge, they cough uncontrollably.

"After dinner, I phelped Joe's ass"

(this is the correct spelling of an entry submitted earlier today)

by Pud man March 3, 2009

Phelp

adjective: cool, spiffy, awesome
verb: F**in help
"phelp me": to be felt up

adjective: that shirt is so phelp

verb 1:

by Soraya(put on UD by tati) October 16, 2008