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palos verdes

land full of rich asswipes who yell at you for doing stupid things; cockhead cops; angry old ladies; and stupid useless rules made for getting destructive teens in trouble.
hey, that kid just got arrested in palos verdes for throwing a paintball!
by Alex St. Clair March 25, 2007
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philosopher

One who spends his life pondering questions that no one has asked, which have no answers, for use in debates of no meaning.
Refutation of the Nonexistence of Impossibility has successfully refuted empiricism, nihilism, subjectivism, constructivism, pantheism, intrinsicism, solipsism, objectivism, nominalism, conventionalism, materialism, accidentalism, irrationalism, emotionalism, representationalism, phenomenalism, agnosticism, intuitionism, theism, skepticism, esotericism, probabilism, rationalism, foundationalism, coherentism, atheism, relativism, mysticism, altruism, idealism, fatalism, hedonism, humanism, inhumanism, pragmatism, sensualism, utilitarianism, egoism, anarchism, animism, determinism, behaviorism, capitalism, transcendentalism, dualism, collectivism, cannibalism, axhilism, libertarianism, dogmatism, egalitarianism, immoralism, individualism, existentialism, interpretevism, logicism, meliorism, multiculturalism, reductionism, secularism, socialism, stoicism, and aestheticism.

You can negate all existence and meaning through philosophy. Of course, you can argue that philosophical reasoning is limited and refutes itself, but that is also a philosophical argument.
by Killing Kittens November 17, 2004
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philosophistic

Philosophical in a complex or sophisticated manner.Used to describe a mood or feeling.
Alex was feeling philosphistic.He proceeded to annoy his friends ranting endlessly about virtues, principles and truths of being, knowledge or conduct.
by Matthew Pang & Alex Kua August 30, 2005
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Philosophy

1.n. From the Greek "philo",love, + "sophia", sofa; Literally, the love of sofas; The act of theorizing from an armchair.
2.n. An accidental side-effect of language.
3.n. A type of disease which used to be widespread in antiquity associated with the Y chromosome.
Socrates died of philosophy.
by Inna G. May 21, 2006
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Philosodouche

Largely, philosodouches are people who believe they are exceptional at philosophy, but in fact are not. Obnoxiousness is a key component of every philosodouche. Unique to all philosodouches is the fact that they are both philosophical and douches. In fact, most philosodouches will be primarily interested in continental philosophy, which is predominantly the work of those such as Satre, Fichte, Anderson, Laurelle, Kierkegaard, Irigaray,Nietzsche, Gaillard, Hegel, Arendt and Magliola. In political philosophy, philosodouchism refers to the desire to dominate the world by decapitating all other human's heads using a guillotine and storing them in baskets.
For example, X begins analysing a beautiful sunset using philosophy. Everyone else is enjoying a cold beverage and appreciating the emotive and aesthetic beauty of it. Not only is X's philosophy unimaginably boring, but it is also manifestly false, thus making X a philosodouche.
by Edmund Nigma January 26, 2011
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Meat Ring Philosophy

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small
Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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Philosocrastination

Philosocrastination is the synergistic (jargon.1) combination of philosophy.6 and procrastination where discussions about subjects like self.5 nothingness and meaning are substituted for the regularly worthless activities and subjects of procrastination like blogging.2 youtube.3 and general arsing about, validifying the misuse of time by engaging in legitimately non-productive activities.

The satisfaction found in philosocrastination is borne in the knowledge that you have utterly wasted ur time by delving into a field of thought that is renound for not producing a commercially viable product, or concrete outcome...... ever... yet still manages to hold respect among the learned and intellectual of society.

In summary: Philosocrastination - The art of wasting time in the most wastefull way possible, without that dirty feeling of having wasted time.
Philosocrastination can make you go blind.
by Spare Ion July 1, 2006
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