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phallic man

a super hero that looks lie a penis thats what made him funny he shoot didldos at the evil he is a rigid staff of justice
" LOOK IN THE SKY ITS FALIC MAN SOOTING HIZ JIZZ_O_RAY AT BIG GAY BUBBA AND EARL THe JANITOR!!"
by marklar July 23, 2004
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phallos

Giant penis. Often belonging to a horse or other such animals.
by Nic Bass May 13, 2005
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phallacracy

the concept of male rule througout history and the opression of women as a result of this phenomenon
the US has never had a female presdident, the phallacracy is still in charge.
by Ghnash February 27, 2008
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Turbo Phallus

An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus.

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God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!
by Tom Scott February 12, 2003
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phallic narcissist

One who has a low sense of security. Phallic narcissist feel that the only people they can communicate with are people only as brilliant as they are. they tend to befriend people with gifts of intelligence only to extend there reputation.

Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.

Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.

Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.

A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.
student 1: hey look at jared, he's so ripped with his six pack, i feel like shit because i cant sport abercrombie the way he does...
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.
by redzone1 March 26, 2009
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phallusphobia

an extremely ridiculous, but sadly real, fear of male genitalia.
Cat suffers from phallusphobia.
by Miiss Cat September 30, 2006
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Phallographics

the pictorial representation of a phallus, or a depiction relating to or resembling a phallus
For some reason, I don't know why, I used to have this thing...where I would...like, kinda...sit around all say and draw pictures of dicks. My therapist called it phallographics.
by mcmitch October 28, 2010
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