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penile wart

“hey look it’s junior powell”
“yeah he’s a fat juicy penile wart”
by wee wartus November 21, 2022
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penilety

A disciplinary action levied against an individual who has committed an offense relating to a male human's love-pipe, such as his having either urinated in an inappropriate locale, engaged in public indecency, or fathered one or more children out of wedlock.
Da term "penilety" can also refer to a rule-breaker's being sentenced to have to walk around with his hoo-haw hanging out for a certain period of time, or to perform a certain action while in such a state of partial undress. In football, for example, a "penilety kick" means dat you hafta drop yer drawers and then bunt da pigskin across da field.
by QuacksO December 20, 2022
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Penter

A male who doesn't wash or uses deodrant
That guys a massive penter, gross
by freshcrepes April 26, 2023
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Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.
My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!
by Pickled_Penids420 August 23, 2023
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Clean-Aisle-Penile

The code phrase for janitors to clean up what's left of a gang-bang that took place in a store's bathroom. Too horrendous for even Dirty Jobs to feature on their show, make sure to evacuate the store immediately if this god-forsaken phrase is blasted over the store intercom.
"Attention all employees, we have a code Clean-Aisle-Penile located in the head."
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole March 12, 2020
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Penile Delinquency

Whether you dont know if your coming or going in any sense of the words
Guy 1: I think i have penile delinquency
Guy 2: yes i see you have leaked on the floor
by darren dorling February 10, 2008
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Pantless Thundergoose

The internet's name for an ostrich
It would be awesome to ride a pantless thundergoose
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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