Peelin It

When one or more persons are sexually frustrated to the point of fidgeting, which leads them to peel/scrape/bite off the label on a beer bottle, and then hand it off to the person of choice to let the ravishing commence.

"What are you doing Ellen?"
"Here Greg (boy of wanting) have this beer label."

by Ez E December 13, 2003

Pelican Beard

The manifestation of feces on the underside of a man's scrotum.

Dude, I had liquid poop followed by gas, and blew a Pelican Beard on my balls!

by Shoegazer86 September 23, 2010

Pegging Progress

When a bitch boy and their dominant significant other play a game, and the reward for beating the game is getting pegged. So making progress in the game is pegging progress.

"I MADE A TON OF PEGGING PROGRESS TODAY! I'm almost there I can feel it."

by youareman December 10, 2022

Chocolate Pelican

The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.

"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'

by Hasina&Marious June 21, 2010

peen peeling

To take a potato peeler, and run it across your cock & balls as you would a Carrot.

"fuck! I missed my annual Peen Peeling!"

by TheNotouriusPeenPeeler July 7, 2018

Disgruntled Pelican

When you thought your afternoon delight was well timed, but the family turns out to be right there - speechless doesn't even begin to describe your anxiety, embarrassment, shock, disbelief, horror...

David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican!

by kmb00 June 14, 2021

Banana Peeling

Pulling back the foreskin. In comparison to a banana have four skins, or foreskin.

I thought it would hurt, but banana peeling feels pretty good

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 13, 2006