squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019

pecker ingester

One or many who ingest peckers on a regular basis (e.g) cock sucker - dick swallower.

One who uses the ingestion of peckers as sustenance (e.g) food

Your mother is a pecker ingester

by OTION KING October 13, 2017

pecker porridge

Another name for male semen.

Your sister took a warm helping of pecker porridge.

by Chi-Town Kid February 26, 2018

pecker shredder

A "Pecker Shredder" is when a man or a woman with braces is giving you a blowjob.

" Dude, she normally gives hella good head, but last night she was one hell of a pecker shredder."

by Leroy_Da_Nigga April 23, 2016

Rainbow Pecker

The act of your partner vomiting up Lucky Charm's cereal on your schlong upon oral sex, typically resulting in a rainbow-like hue.

"Ay lads, looks like I got ye olde Rainbow Pecker last night with Becky..."

"Sorry boys, can't make the movie tonight. Got another case of the Rainbow Pecker."

by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019

Pecker sleeve

A Condom

Yo John go to the gas station and pick me up some pecker sleeves

by Mr gat May 12, 2020

Pecker Puncher

An obscure alcoholic drink.

Consists of a double shot of rye (preferably Alberta Premium) with one pickled jalapeno. Stir and enjoy.

Male Barkeep: what can I get you cuties?

Yeah bud lemme get a Pecker Puncher

Male Barkeep: Ooh, I love me a man of culture! One Pecker Puncher coming up!

by PRNDL321 October 12, 2020