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Frost the pastry

To lick the outer lips of the vagina without the tongue actually penetrating.
The webcam site doesn't allow penetration in free chat, so the most Candie Cane could do to Paradise was frost the pastry.
by bCamden January 1, 2012
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pastrami flaps

The term used to describe a woman's labia where the outer lips are very dark - nearing purple / black while the inner lips are bright pink. Thus looking just like a slice of Pastrami.
The old bitch had the worst pastrami flaps I've every seen!
by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006
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faux pair

A faux pair is a foreign live-in babysitter who, though obtained through a legal au pair agency, does nothing but imbibe of America's pleasures while she is in the U.S. She takes the year-long job as a chance to enjoy an extended tourist vacation and only pays attention to the children when they teach her American slang.
Last year all our faux pair did was watch The Real World and go clubbing with her European posse. She said more to Mickey Mouse in the two minutes we spent in Toon Town than she said to me the entire year.
by kaustinking October 4, 2008
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Flying Pastry

To cum on a female midget's face and then throw her across the room.
I was in a weird mood so I gave her the Flying Pastry!!
by skcks November 10, 2010
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Pastry

Courtney's friend the pastry comes to visit today.
by Kathryn Bergman November 20, 2003
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pairing

Taken and adapted from Bluetooth pairing (when two Bluetooth enabled devices agree to communicate with one another).

In bluetooth, When this happens, the two devices join what is called a trusted pair. When one device recognizes another device in an established trusted pair, each device automatically accepts communication, bypassing the discovery and authentication process that normally happen during Bluetooth interactions.

This can however be used when on the town to refer to women you hope to hook up with.
<aie93> Seen anyone to pair with yet?
<Matthew1471> nah, that woman pushing the pram looks already paired.

Pairing is the verb meaning "to pair"
by Matthew1471 September 18, 2006
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Pastry

being really cheap.
a stingy, avaricious person.
A cheapskate, curmudgeon, niggard, penny pincher, piker, scrooge, skinflint or tightwad is a person who is reluctant to spend money, sometimes to the point of forgoing even basic comforts and some necessities.
chawla: vijay, could you buy me a cup of coffee, im kinda broke.
vijay: u cheap pastry , tell your mom to send you some cash.

yy: chawla , i need a ten for that chocolate, could i have that much?
chawla: im broke dude!
yy:u fuckin cheap pastry, go do your mom.
by i256 December 3, 2010
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