Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.

Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!

by TheJMM April 8, 2011

Hairy Parrot

Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.

"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"

"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"

"Brilliant!"

by mcgroundsloff May 7, 2010

Sneaky Parrot

Sneaking up behind a seated person and placing one's penis on their shoulder. The parroter should not giggle during the approach as it will counteract the sneakiness.

I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a penis, and I was the victim of a Sneaky Parrot.

by MeryBely July 15, 2011

Youtube Parrot

A person who watches Youtube videos all day long, to only start quoting the lines they hear from the videos. These can be quotes are usually from comedic movie or game reviews and this person would take it seriously. The person would then use what they heard in jokes, arguments, or just wanting to say it. The repeats can continue for weeks after watching the video which can be due to the person watching the same video over and over again.

If one were to hang out with this person be prepare to start hearing a constant line of quotes the one might not even care about.

Youtube Parrot - {Insert quote from video here}

Cool Guy - Anyway I got free tickets to the stadium next week

YT Parrot - that's cool {Insert quote from video here - but interrupted}

Cool Guy - Listen I don't care what time do we meet up?

YT Parrot - I don't know you pick {Insert quote from video here}

Cool Guy - *sigh* Why do I hang out with you?

YT Parrot - meh, GOD how FFXIV sucks! I rather {Insert quote from FFXIV comedy review video here}

Cool Guy - Did you ever play it?

YT Parrot - No

Cool Guy - Then Shut Up

by The Cool Guy 8) October 14, 2011

patron

an expensive brand of tequila.
frequently mentioned in rnb songs.

"if you left your man at home,
get two shots of patron,
if you got your favourite thong on,
we gon party till the morning"

pitbull - freaky.

joung jock has a whole song about it.

"yer i was hittin up that patron all night"

by michael separovich March 10, 2008

parrot

n. An annoying little know-it-all who, in reality, knows little to nothing. They merely sit in class, take word-for-word notes (often in very neat or girly handwriting), and learn nothing, not allowing they're mind to wander and form its own thoughts, but to wallow in the mundane of that which has already been said. They, however, do wonderfully on class assignments, homework, and tests that require no individual thought because they delve so thoroughly into the cliché. They are so-named because they are very good a mimicing what a teacher just taught back to him via class discussion or, more commonly, essays.

Teacher: So, does anybody have any thoughts about the character Simon in The Lord of the Flies?
Parrot: I think he's a Christ-like figure because he goes off and prays and doesn't want people to fight anymore.
Teacher: Right, then, let me rephrase. Anybody with any original thoughts?

by EmersonienEra September 13, 2008

patronirical

the term used when a person is making fun of another by using sarcasm. derived from the word patronise, patronirical is a word to describe the humiliation that the "patrinee" experiences

person 1 - uh, i cant get this lightbulb on
person 2 - ohh, it must be soooo hard, let me try
person 2 gets the lightbulb on
person 2 - that was an ordeal
person 1 - dont be so patronirical

by Jacksterrr February 22, 2008