pap hatch

The hole in your botty from which you drop fecal torpedoes.

Gavin went to the toilet to empty his pap hatch.

by Marvin Jibbits March 19, 2024

Pap

Untrue. Especially coming from a teenager.

Oh come on! That's pap!

by Dad-magnus December 19, 2021

Paps

The abreviation, “paps” in Mexican slang usually refers to the Alfa male, the Mirrey, the Player, Homophobe and the one that only lives for Clout etc... Your average Yeezy wearing camo pants and a Supreme hoodie. Listening to reaggetton or XXXtentacion with his AirPods.

Tipo: Vez ese wey que tiene tres novias y se liga a todo el mundo, Que PAPS.

by Videogamelover December 18, 2018

pap

A word that stands for; "Poop At Peace". You can use this to try and be 'funny' with your friends, or you actually just need to take a shit with no disturbance.

Lighty: "Hold on a sec, I gotta go **pap** . I'll be back in a minute."
Bread: "Pap?"
Light: "Poop at peace."

by tostlovr January 24, 2022

Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.

A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.

by QuacksO June 30, 2018

pap

Pop-rap music closely related to gangsta rap. It is characterized by rapping and popping. Artists include Beastie Boys, LL Cool J, and Run DMC.

Rap and pop lovers would really love hearing pap music.

by cosmic user September 1, 2017

pap

Spanish slang (Salvadorian)

Definition: A small, inanimate object; usually a part or piece of something larger.

Similar to: thingie, thing-a-ma-bob, thing-a-ma-jig, joant, joint piece, what-cha-ma-call-it

Pronounced /päp/ and /bäp/ spoken simultaneously; combining /p/ and /b/ sounds.

Hombre uno: ¿Cómpo lo arreglo?
Hombre dos: Necisitas el pap.

by DeceivedThem July 23, 2016