parkingsons

When you forget where you left your car.

I popped into the supermarket to pick up some groceries but when I came out I came down with a real bad dose of Parkingsons. For the life of me I couldn't remember where I left my car.

by El Libero Eoghan November 30, 2015

paingry

a state of anger caused by chronic pain

I'm so paingry right now from chronic pain I could just scream!

by getspun March 28, 2017

Paying the Dark Price

Shitting your pants.

Dude 1: Hey man thanks for covering my shift while I needed to go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: No problem.
Dude 1: Yeah man if it wasn't for you I would have been paying the dark price and paying for a new pair of jeans too.

by XtRedChaos June 20, 2017

Parking Lot Piece

When you get a piece of pussy in the parking lot.

Jason chad is getting him a parking lot piece.

by SlyDog1989 June 21, 2018

pakigger

an icecream truck in somalia

oi you fucking pakigger

by pakigger November 8, 2021

attitude parking

parking in any sideways, irregular or sassy manner, such as taking up two parking spaces at the same time.

Old Woman: "OH those youths and their attitude parking... it pisses me off."

by Brittany Heintz December 31, 2008

player parking

similar to rock star parking, player parking is not limited to spots in front of a club or bar, but even the prime spot in front of the burrito place which allows you to keep an eye on your car while you are ordering/eating

I can leave my windows down and not worry about my shit gettin jacked because i got player parking

by DKStamos16 March 21, 2008