Testicle-Pains

Pains in said testicles often happening to people who slay dragons.

Berries had testicle-pains after slaying that dragon Nicole.

by mitchusonfire February 03, 2009

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pain and suffering

a general description of life

how one feels when they wake up

Person 1: How's life?

Person 2: Pain and Suffering

Person 1: Haha, that sounds like a you problem

by Pain in a nutshell May 10, 2021

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Testicular Pain

When you have just had a blow to the balls (not the good kind) or twisticles (testicular torsion) and you're hurting so bad that you just want to puke and die. It feels as if tho someone just took a sledgehammer and kept repeatedly mashing your sweet, tender, life-giving balls of pink flesh into a soup of prostate juice and spermal fluid.

Dude I would rather do Sophia R then go through testicular Paine

by BussANut September 01, 2015

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pain portal

noun

The gateway one passes through when suffering heartbreak or emotional despair that spontaneously emerges into radical self-love and acceptance of all that is.

After going through the pain portal, I feel freedom in my discomfort rather than a desire to avoid it.

by lovehascalledameeting May 17, 2016

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