Care package whore 

the act of going to find a person who is waiting for a care package and killing them only to take the care package.

person 1: holy shit theres the care package helicopter im gonna go take it from the defensly guy just waiting there for it

person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that

Care package whore by codbosucks January 13, 2011

total package 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and attempts to get his testicles in too. Also known as "steeping the bag". Not recommended for novice romantic's as NO one I know has ever had success!

I heard he managed to get his cock AND balls into Sandra's gigantic hole... Alas! Someone has achieved the total package!

total package by Randy Young May 13, 2005

mackage package 

a dude with all the right stuff in place, good job, education, good looking, nice car, good build, dancing skills,stylin' clothes,everthing neccesary for makin it with the ladies.

check out that dudes' whip and his clothes, he's got the mackage package.

mackage package by j.d. smith July 9, 2003

actor-director package deal 

directors that hire the same actors sometimes for every movie

Seth Rogen in Anchorman and Knocked Up was an actor-director package deal.

actor-director package deal by theoriginalallison December 16, 2008

Stimulus package 

When one's fuck up goes in his/her favor.

To be rewarded for something you really didn't do.

To want someone to give you something you really don't need or deserve for free.

This has been said around at my job recently.

"I can't believe I got that $200 stimulus package on my check because I forgot to clock out two days ago."

OR
"Obama should give me a free designer handbag stimulus package."

Stimulus package by patches_the _cat October 28, 2009

creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.

Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"

creepy crawly crabs package by thebadwrench January 24, 2018

indian package 

When a girl and a guy are having anal sex and the girl shits during. The result is a messy brown cocktail...

"Oh that hurts, shit i think i need a poo..."
"Oh don't worry ahhhhh fuck... your having an indian package"
"I think we need to break up"

indian package by Scuba2steve July 24, 2007