orphanides

A mythical creature. A small friendly dark haired cherub, with huge testicles and a cheeky grin. The Greek nature of the beast is prone to bad dress sense like cardigans and has a liking for glittery jewelry and watches.

I bought my kebab off that sweaty Orphanides type. He looks like he's a top holiday moose hunter.

by Goatboy Grasshead November 13, 2015

upholstery orphans

the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery

Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!

by squeak69 November 28, 2009

Little Orphan Annie

The act of applying a sperm facial in which you aim to completely fill both eye sockets while your partner's head is leaned back. Thereby whiting out her eyes completely.

I cracked a Little Orphan Annie on Jill last night. Guess that makes me a cartoonist.

by Darkfiend69 January 25, 2011

the orphan

A movie that will no doubt tank in the box office, this movie will suck so bad it will be released on VHS rather than DVD.

Wow, i cant believe dustin hoffman saw the orphan.

by sc00tert00ter July 25, 2009

Orphan baby

One person, whom is absorbed into a group due to his abandonment by his original group. Can be extremely costly to groups enjoyment as he consumes massive resources. Has no home and displays parasitic tendencies instead.

JZ and his crew were forced to deal with Fugatte's orphan baby when the other posse passed on the burden.

by Jbrym May 9, 2008

Orphanian

The emotional feeling experienced when epically rejected, abandoned or orphaned. Derived from being emotionally orphaned.

Dude1: I hear Belinda canceled on you for the Tupperware party on the weekend. How did you feel?
Dude2: Dude, the only way i can describe it is that I'm in a complete state of "orphanian".

by QQ-Koala September 23, 2010

Orphan skirt

When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.

I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.

by Shana1076778 October 17, 2013