Tits

or Teets, the two scoops of flesh on a female's chest that produce the juice to nurture the infants. Also, provides please to the female when squeezed firmly or flicked with your index finger.
They especially like it when you grab them in public and say, "Come on baby I just want to show everyone that I love you(r tits)"

"That would be totally TITS you guys !!"

by Poster Nutbag June 04, 2003

tits

protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes
other terms for tits
US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers

UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers

FRANCE: Boules

SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas

JAPAN: Chi-chis

CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk)

fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers, Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas

by The Joker April 02, 2005

tit

IN mint condition; or of great quality. Commonly used in the redneck dictionary

That doublewide is "tit" guy.

by pigfucker4lyfe July 13, 2009

Tits

Protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes.


Other terms for tits

US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers,Boules,Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas,Chi-chis,fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons.

1. The predominant attractive feature that (when large and appealing) allows women to get large advantages in everyday life.

2. Two glands located on a woman's chest that carries milk glands to feed the children, and NIPPLES FOR GUYS TO SUCK ON. Usually round with a variety of sizes, colorations, and shapes. also good for licking, smacking, twisting, pulling, headbutting, eating off of, and biting/nibbling.

by The Joker April 03, 2005

the tits

Someone who walks around like they are better then anyone else

Kaylyn walks around like she's the tits. she won't even look at me anymore.

by Robert Williamson April 21, 2005

tits

Referring to a women's breasts, bust, or anything thereof

Damn that girl has huge breasts

by Jedipimp June 01, 2005

Tits

1. The predominant attractive feature that (when large and appealing) allows women to get large advantages in everyday life.

2. The nickname of Matt Russell.

1. Wow you have huge tits, would you like to be my secretary?

2. Yo Tits your a p-i-m-p.

by kate is bait December 01, 2004