ticks all the boxes

a girl that is very attractive and isn't too crazy, has the potential to cook and clean and raise a family
wow that chef is hot, she ticks all the boxes
by snorlax55 April 27, 2015
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left eye tick

something insanely undesireable to the eye
Considering I am a neat freak, your pile of trash on the floor really gives me the left eye tick.
by Mary Queen of Scots June 27, 2003
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Ticking Time Bomb

when a female is giving you a blowjob in the shower and you clean yourself while this is happening and you realize you have not released your inner love for a while and when you do it explodes causing the girl to swallow your love and therefore locking you supposed love for each other
Mary was giving me a Blow Job and I realized well I guess a Ticking Time Bomb wouldn't be too bad except for she might choke. . .
by NoBlacksWanted April 05, 2017
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poli-ticked off

Political conversation or debate that leads to ticked off parties
I was poli-ticked off when he said I was a biased religious voter.
by Beverly F. Dill October 14, 2008
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ticking time bomb

When you put both you balls sticking out through the top band of your underwhere and you tap them both with your palm causing the ticking time bomb
hey look
Ewwwwwwww
Kaboom bitch you just got ticking time bombed
by Frank The Tank1454 November 03, 2010
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blown up like a tick

used to describe someone that's really fat.

when a tick is attached to an animal, it gets bigger and bigger as it sucks more and more blood.
so and so used to be really hot, but now they're blown up like a tick.
by j_walker_305 June 08, 2010
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