nutmonkey

Disregard this definition. . . we have an imposter of the great Fatass!!

Pick your own goddamn name, loser/fatbody.

by Fatass February 24, 2003

nutzer

1. Pennslyvania Dutch word meaning an infant who is "rooting" and needs to be fed.

2. Pennslyvania Dutch word for a baby who is breast feeding.

1. That younguss is a regular nutzer take 'eem in and feed the poor thing!

2. That there nutzer sure loves the tit! Look at 'eem suck!

by pinkussbunion July 13, 2006

nutload

Another word for blue balls.

"Kelly gave me a massive nutload last night."

by Adamm_1989 April 11, 2014

deez nutz

annoying expression,used to frustrate others.
Check the bottom

Hey man,how ya doing?
Good,you?
DEEZ NUTZ HAAA GOT EM!Video by Javalicious

by EXPLOSIVE KID January 16, 2016

NUTCON

(n & adj) usu. used with a number indicating an increasing scale of aggression or pent-up wrath defined along the lines of the US Defence Condition ("DEFCON") scale.

Adaption of DEFCON

"Stay out of Sgt. Smith's way: She's NUTCON 5!"

by Spootonium October 12, 2004

nutwood

When you cum and you're still hard (you nut, but you still got wood).

I came in this girl, but she didn't know because I still had my nutwood.

by ropesausageteenidol August 20, 2016

nutbomb

Term used to describe a huge load of semen. Often the result of prolonged length of not shooting a load, a nutbomb is often an overflow of semen from the man's balls or nutsack.

I finally scored with Lisa last night after several close encounters. When I came, I filled her up with a massive nutbomb.

by Damocles007 July 4, 2017