nutwood

When you cum and you're still hard (you nut, but you still got wood).

I came in this girl, but she didn't know because I still had my nutwood.

by ropesausageteenidol August 20, 2016

nutwood

n. a person who unintentionally acts like a retard

Ed is a nutwood when it comes to rear brakes on a Suzuki XL7.

by corenutwood May 1, 2010

Nutwood

When you but in a chick but you're still hard

Man I was fucking this chick and I came but she couldn't tell cuz I still had my nutwood.

by ropesausageteenidol September 7, 2016

Nutwood Nutter

An elusive man known for partaking in pleasurous activities in the Nutwood Parking Structure at Cal State Fullerton

"I parked in Nutwood this morning and someone stole my catalytic converter"
"Yeah, the Nutwood Nutter probably got to it"

by ElephantOpponent August 24, 2023

nutnoodle

Made up from the words nut and noodle, this is a friendly insult used to describe someone who is either-

1. Crazy
2. forgetful
3. Both

4. It can also be used more generally to describe someone who is acting silly/weird/stupid.

5. It may (or may not) also describe a tasty noodle dish.

6. A slightly abnormal 17 year old who enjoys such nerdy activities as internet gaming and listening to the director's commentary on her Futurama dvd box set. In her spare time she enjoys listening to music and plotting world domination.

1. Why are you eating my door you nutnoodle?!

2. Person 1: "Dear me, I seem to have forgotten my name."
Person 2: "You're a nutnoodle."

4. Person 1: "I'm a tap dancing monkey!"
Person B: "Yes... yes you are..." *edging away*

5. mmmm hypothetical nutnoodles

6. muhahahahahaaaa *snort*

by Jenny December 15, 2004