Skim nut is the action of helping your lifting partner after he has done his set on the bench press, but when picking up the bar you accidently skim your balls on his face.
by Kdaddy September 08, 2014
A term used to demean someone so stupid and useless, their nuts have become bubbly and withered in an attempt to stop them from passing on their terrible genes
by ronlogic March 31, 2015
Not up to scratch. Used in particular for Aussie Rules football players who have bigger reputations than they deserve.
by snoopy and lucy October 11, 2007
when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack
I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool
by British Gal 1973 January 26, 2021