Keeg’s Knees

Keeg has no knee caps. Therefore he has never caped. He can’t cap, he is keeg with no cap.

I shit my self and threw the turd like Peyton Manning bro Keeg’s knees dawg

by Peequivers December 30, 2022

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knee skinning

A sexual term, but when not undestood by girls can be awkwardly described as an "adventure" so not to look desperate

Boy-Damn why are you at College I really wanna do some knee skinning with you
Girl-WHAT!?!?!?
Boy-Ummm....It means adventures, not something sexual :S
Girl-AWK :/

by RebEmTom123 February 7, 2013

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strong knees

The strengthening of ones knees due to them always being on them from giving blowjobs. Similar to being a kiss ass.

Mark: "Man, Carl got promoted again? He must really be a hard worker!"
Dave: "Nah, he's just got strong knees"

by coitusking69 February 6, 2017

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When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.

"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."

by Dan Collette October 25, 2017

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Knee Slapnea

The most invigorating form of exhaustion known to clothed humans. In this condition breathing is interrupted for 15-30 seconds when laughing uncontrollably. Untreated, it may lead to spontaneous flatulence and staining of undergarments.

I feel terrible, I told Bob a joke and he fell down, rolling around in a fit of Knee Slapnea, am I responsible for any injury?

by phidgety September 12, 2016

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