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Nine Iron Rescue 

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The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
Nine Iron Rescue by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
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Nine-Side 

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The act of throwing a small, hard object, preferably a nine-sided die at one's exposed toes, in the hopes of hitting the knuckle of the toe, inciting a rather painful experience on the victim.
Guy 1: "NINE-SIDE" Proceeds to throw the die at his friends toe.
Guy 2: "OMG!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT SHI*"
Nine-Side by TheMan1211 January 16, 2011
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Nine to Fiving 

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When a male or female who is excessively flirting with someone. The use of nine to five comes from a job, putting time in or doing work.
Yo Ian is nine to fiving right now.
Nine to Fiving by starkhitecture January 22, 2011
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nine ball knuckle shuffle 

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playing with one's balls.
I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.
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Nine hair 

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A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.
Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.
Nine hair by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015
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Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine 

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The amount of girls I have had sex with
"Dude, I've had sex with Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine girls".
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